um if i had my own apartment, i would never go to class and i would just bounce on dick all day and watch movies and eat ice cream.
After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
honor students cheat more than anybody
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
- Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’